I would love to professionally give advice, I don't always agree with Dear Abby etc. but think I can give better advice than that column. As the oldest in my family, I learned to care for others, then took responsibility with a mother in law, my children, now my parents. I'm even asked advice on animal's welfare. Those who do ask for my wisdom learn I do hold to a set of Christian morals, we may live in a grey area, but there is a right (white) and wrong (black). Mostly I reach people through a newspaper with my humorous column. Many of them have funny lessons I have learned. When I quit writing last year sales went down with the paper, I am